La Petite Princesse

I am told that nameplates aren’t very classy, but hot damn do I want one.  A really obnoxious one with the first letter of my name covered in diamond shavings and the rest in 14-kt gold script.  Scratch that.  I want my entire name covered in diamond shavings.  And since my name is really short, I’ll have to get a new name with at least 8 letters like Veronica, which is the name I wanted when I was 12.